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ok i feel better now ^ that is what is going on in my head right now

I need a sign, and not a subtle one. I need a sign up in my face telling my which way to go although im pretty sure i know which way to go…a sign would just be a nice little push to get me in the right direction finally.

toptumbles:

Parkour win

toptumbles:

Parkour win

this makes me want to learn how to surf.

this makes me want to learn how to surf.

missterjameshalpert:

Conan: I heard that on the set of “The Office” you’re often asked to entertain by—

John: Don’t do it, oh please don’t do it…

Conan: Yes I am. This gentleman, he often entertains members of the cast by becoming a marionette. They demand it and you get up and you do it. 

John: That’s right. 

Conan: So you’re going to do it here, only if the crowd demands it. *crowd screams* Alright, so do you want any specific instructions for this marionette?

John: I like jobs, throw out a weird job. 

Conan: NBA ref. 

he’s getting all the chicks.

he’s getting all the chicks.

he is my favorite:)

he is my favorite:)

Today, I bought my son a puppy. I told him he could name it anything he wanted. The name he chose? Boner. “Because dogs like bones.” I have high hopes for my son. MLIA